#they genuinely consider that cooking.
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if youre over 17yo and you cant cook youre useless
#the amount of people in my generation who will get GENUINELY FLOORED if they see someone cook boxed mac n cheese#to the point where it is notable if someone cooks.#like it isnt a 'oh thats something everyone does. why are you mentioning that you drink water'#people freak out and act like you just revealed you have x ray vision and can fly.#it isnt cute for you to not be able to cook.#and i hope you know i am always imagining how you will slowly starve to death in an apocalypse scenario bc you dont know#how to heat something as simple as a can of beans to safe temperature#like seriously grow up#it screams entitlement and ineptitude#it's horrrrrrible in urban environments but even in rural areas you still find people who only know how to pop a ready meal in the microwav#they genuinely consider that cooking.#like.#actually.#inept adults#new tag dropped lol#it is kinda cool how im seen as godly just for doing the bare minimum every single able bodied human should be able to do
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sanji's weird
#one piece#sanji#black leg sanji#usopp#nami#chopper#one piece fanart#OKAY so i only drew this to be funny but also i think this man is one step away from being a marine biologist??#like maybe im biased cos sanjis my fave but listen!! hear me out!!!#he studies fish and ocean ecosystems and fish migration and he appreciates all the different kinds of fish and variety in ocean life#he can tell the difference between a million different fish species and he documents all of them#and can even tell where a fish is from by looking at its characteristics. he knows ocean currents and reefs and coral and like everything#and like yeah its just so he knows how to cook every damn thing in the sea but also its just a genuine passion and love for the ocean#you CANNOT CONVINCE ME that he is not borderline a marine biologist i am very passionate about this#pls tell me other sanji fans have considered/noticed this. pls tell me im not just delusional lol
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happy birthday to the cat lover ever of all time... my worstie matoba seiji 🐈⬛🐈
#natsume yuujinchou#hexfest2k24#matoba seiji#natomato#natori shuuichi#natsume's book of friends#matonato#its been 4000000 years since i did anything for a fan event but i need to pay my natomato taxes .#theyve been living rent free in my brain since i reread natsuyuu last last year..? i forget. they just make me crazy#this is also my offering for natori's bday because although he is one of my favorite characters ever of all time#i fear i do not have the time to drop several hours on another full illust........#so i hope my favoritism is clear in how lovingly i have drawn him instead <3#i wanted to do a season theme bc i have a shitty summer joke to post maybe tomorrow but idk if i can cook up stuff for the other two seasons#in time.... its okay... this is enough for my taxes considering ive never drawn them properly before#my bestie who loves matoba is always genuinely so sad abt how his love for cats is unrequited but personally its one of my favorite things#get humbled idiot...(with love) (with affection) (i say as i retweet every single art of him on twt for his bday this year)#haha matoba has zero cats but i have two at home!!!!!!!!!#im sooo excited for next week's volume release i am so so normal. im normal
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The idea that white vampires look pale and dead so dark skinned vampires would look ashy is killing me
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I think I need to make a giant venn diagram between homestuck, hlvrai, svsss, and orv
#there's something cooking here#something about them all being rather meta#and being a very specific kind of online humor lol#all four a healthy mix of comedy and ''what the FUCK was that''#svsss 🤝 orv about webnovels#homestuck 🤝 hlvrai about video games#what else. svsss 🤝 homestuck gay people real#meanwhile orv and hlvrai aren't canonically gay but like. come on. come on.#svsss hlvrai and orv all involve a main character who's like ''im the only normal person here'' <- is the most insane man alive#i would also put homestuck in that category but tbh all things considered john is fairly normal compared to everyone else#incredible female characters in homestuck and orv's cast#which svsss and hlvrai are tragically lacking </3#the girls in svsss are great but they don't get enough plot relevance compared to the girls in homestuck and orv#these are all the comparisons i can think of for now........#but genuinely if you're a fan of one of these things i think you'd be a fan of the others
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infomercial audition tape behavior, or: if i had a nickel for every time this happened in thai BL i'd have two nickels. and also two raw eggs dripping all over everything
#which is enough of a distraction to not even really worry about how two is not a lot but it's still weird that it happened twice#gOD considering we know 23.5 ongsa canonically can't cook i deeply wish we'd gotten a scene of her doing. whatever this is#i want to add a woman to this unholy collection i've started#video#*#triage the series#triage#wandee goodday#i do truly appreciate how genuinely horrified and disturbed yoyak looks btw#tin triage on the other hand seems to know he has mostly himself to blame. and the time loop
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While everyone (re: one other person @jkgnggj :3) is talking about it, kubosaitori is so intriguing to me. Back to that stupid dog metaphor that drives me crazy, Aren and Reita fit it so well in almost completely opposite ways. One is strong, brave, and steadfast — the perfect guard dog. The other is spoiled, clingy, almost overly relaxed with Kusuo before really getting to know the guy — the ideal lapdog.
They’re almost completely opposite in other ways too: one was raised by a group of monks (and I’d argue ghosts as well), while the other forced into independence from primary school. Aren was a gang leader, Reita was raised in a temple, yet the one of them who is more sinful is not who it should be. One is overly reliant on Kusuo’s powers, and the other is never made aware of them in the series.
And yet, they’re both unerringly loyal. In a relationship, Kusuo would be one of, if the only, person these two would willing listen to. They’re both overly physically affection, relying on the fact that they can trust Kusuo. Either to be a pillar of stability, or to always be a tangible, real constant.
They both snap at each other, each greedy for more of Kusuo’s attention than the other. But there could be a camaraderie there. We’ve seen it before. And I think Aren would be protective of Reita in a roundabout way. It comes back to the fact that I think while Aren would eventually function fine without Kusuo in his life, I truly don’t believe Reita could. Coupled with Aren’s natural tendency to take people under his wing, I think he’d end up trying to do that to Reita, especially since Kusuo generally doesn’t need protection like that. And deep down, I think Reita would enjoy the combination of Kusuo’s mothering and Aren’s less sympathetic parenting.
#truth is Reita needs a firm hand so he doesn’t start acting up#and thankfully Aren and Kusuo are both hardasses#and Aren needs softness for the first time in his life — something Kusuo and Reita can offer#am I genuinely considering this? no actually. but it’s interesting enough to me that I wrote all of this#saiki k#fluffy cooks a headcanon#kubotorisai
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i enjoy how hard he's chosen to die on this hill he just like me fr
#side note i have seen ppl cook the 2009 version too for the staging and having a kiss at all. WHICH I UNDERSTAND.#considering where in theater history it originated and what context it was originally used in. but like#w the context of both the actors' thoughts on the scene and how they talk about hamlet's disgust and betrayal#2009 version reads as fundamentally nonromantic/nonsexual to me. Like if it ended on a kiss on the cheek it would be the exact same#also how hamlet talks abt 'here hung lips that i have kiss'd' re: yorick it's like this form of affection between him and a parental figure#and in making the staging and the dynamic so uncomfortable BUT also rly emphasizing the parent/child relationship in the end#u get this smth that just. Hits you (me) so hard. w just how fundamentally broken these two ppl are#how they wish for a version of the other that no longer exists etc etc etc#hamlet#ws#david tennant#side side note im remembering that one commenter that compared the scene of kilgrave and his mom to act 3 scene 4#to which i had a knee jerk reaction of getting so mad at because why would you compare hamlet to that thing#but also the sense of emotion that runs through both scenes is genuinely similar. the sense of betrayal and abandonment and childlike fury
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Actually I'm with Florian, I think it's fucking insane that people are saying that Our Drawings (Beatboxing Puppy movie) is the worst animated film they've ever seen like we live in a world of corporate schlock and you're calling this janky-storied but sincere little piece of animation made out of the creator's own pocket over six years THE WORST???? Really??? The WORST???? When fucking Video Brinquedo and Dingo Pictures pushed out FAR worse looking and infinitely more soulless cash grabs? Be fucking serious. Kill yourselves if you heart can't have a little whimsy.
#worm party#Like. Our Drawings isn't good. But it has heart. It's genuinely kinda funny and interesting.#If nothing else the script needed more time to cook. That's it. The animation is pretty good all things considered.
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The p3r dlc really has me walking around Tartarus with the Junes theme playing in the background. What a time to be alive.
#“Gio did you seriously spend 200 dollars on the aigis deluxe addition and then pay 35 dollars for a dlc are you fr??’’#“Gio they are practically stealing ur money away from you at this point what on earth are you doing’’#IDK 😭😭😭#nahhh I’m actually kind of broke now I’m getting worried abt my money supply ☺️ especially considering I’m still jobless ☺️#I might be getting a job at a dishwasher soon tho 😯#urgh I can’t believe people actually have to work….society….#tbh I’ll probably end up backing out last second as always bc I don’t want to wash dishes :(#why would I wash dishes when I could be writing or drawing :(#urgh#agghhhh#persona#persona 3#persona 3 reload#p3#If I actually do end up getting the job (doubt) I genuinely bet I’ll last a week before either quitting or getting fired#like fr 😭 I’m cooked#I have the worst work ethic ever it’s actually crazy#HELPPP WHY AM I RAMBLING ABT MY JOB TROUBLES UNDER A PERSONA POSTTTT#LMAOO#I lovveeee oversharing on the internet 💕🫶 🎉#anyways every days great at your Junes and whatnot#wish I could work at Junes smh#the junes theme song would make it bearable#BEARable haha get it haha bc teddie is a bear and teddies the mascot haha#persona 4#p4#persona 4 golden
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Yeah ok more bo I MEAN completely normal barnacleses. barnaci? barncle. barnanc NEVERMIND
In all seriousness I think the part BB loves most about being the Captain is that he’s got that big voice and confidence to match and it has FUN with it. Gets Extra when saying his catchphrases and stuff yk
Also some cute quirks it has <3 BB’s actually adorable I can’t even deny it anymore (either that or my old crush on Barnacles is acting up) COUGHS ANYWAYS
#up next: they are Interacting >:)#octonauts#hershel’s octonauts au#captain barnacles#the boogie board incident#sighs. i need to seriously look at how boogie interacts with the alternate crew.#the ''no ye fuckin aint'' kwazii with a gun image was funny but what would he Actually Do In That Situation ... hmmmmmmm#i'd imagine that they'd ALL know that this is NOT their captain and they'd call bb out almost instantly#unless bb was really trying and using his actual colours and without the smile thing then it would fool them for like.. a week. give or tak#the crew would get increasingly more suspicious though and ESPECIALLY when he smiles because bb's real grin would probably shine through#another thing i'd like to consider is that. everyone is still. animals. right. do you think dashi knows her crew's scents ??? genuinely-#if she DOES she'd be one of the first to figure it out. bb would NOT smell like barnacles#OHH ANOTHER THING. bb's blood/flesh/etc works different from normal animal blood/flesh/etc. so if 'barnacles' gets an injury#something is gonna be Very Odd about it. peso would notice that#for a while because of that fact bb would absolutely try to hide any injuries small or big. granted barnacles already does that...#so it wouldn't be TOO suspicious........#man i am COOKING. anyways POST THE DAMN THING
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Wanted to draw a bit of isolation, I need to do slice of life more often
#eggs can art#danganronpa#drthh#makoto naegi#so weird to have so little to tag#this was like#genuinely therapeutic to draw#I think I've been getting myself a little too worked up about these. the only reason I started posting every other day was just to keep#myself going and to give myself an easy way to watch my improvement but like. I unno. It almost feels like a Job now#not saying I plan on going on a hiatus anytime soon I absolutely adore creating and doodling and sharing my thoughts and actually having#people who will Listen but like. it kinda started to feel more like an obligation than something I do for fun. this doodle set felt a lot m#ore comfortable to make. nobody to consider and nobody to try and impress. just me and my favorite character. living life.#I think I'm going to try and draw more like that#I want to make something colored next time so we'll see#I really wanna draw him cooking :]
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OH MY GOD HES LITERALLY ME. OKAY
#dunmeshi liveblog#dungeon meshi#I have genuinely considered what the mouthfeel of a minecraft creeper would be.#I think dried cucumber leaves.#also I want to eat most monhun monsters. I want to eat apontoth rib BBQ. I know it’d be soooooo good#but yeah bio/ecology nerd who wants to cook and eat a fantasy beast that’s me.#literally the guy version of me.
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Who is the most based candidate and why is it gegg
#BROS COOKING TEN MICHELIN STAR MEALS 🔥🔥🔥#silas speaks#qsmp#gegg#baghera too but gegg<3#im genuinely considering voting for him
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Umm, my last post just got deleted out of the blue. Well, I'm putting the general thought here again.
In the span of less than a week it already feels like I've interacted with half of the Titanfall fandom on here. Give me one more week and I'll find every Titanfall-related blog in existence. I'll revive deactivated ones out of sheer power of will and perseverance.
This game is consuming me whole.
And I'm letting it continue doing so.
#genuinely saving me from spiraling into misery and despair considering how my life is going right now#tbf the community isn't nearly as alive as it once was#kind of pissed this post got sent to oblivion for no apparent reason‚ but at least I remembered most of what I said#ALSO I SAW THE COMMENT ON IT DON'T YOU WORRY C:#Anyways cooking up a long post rn‚ but I'll likely be out of commission here for a few days since I need to send my PC to a repair service.#em yaps
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i’m in my econ class & my prof goes “who of you here have experience with game theory?” and i damn well ab raised my hand i thought we were talking ab goddamn matpat for a second.
#am i cooked#LIKE I GENUINELY CONSIDERED IT FOR A SECOND#LMAO#this shows you where my mindset is#also i’m listening to chappell roan#idk#txt#matpat#BUT THATS JUST A THEORY#goddamn
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